One man,
one deck,
one bad idea.
Somewhere between Tesla and a tweet, a billionaire decided the most efficient transport from his car to his coffee was a piece of plywood with motors inside it. Sunset. Cyan LEDs. Lens flare. Two sweater-vest joggers visibly upset.
The chart goes up like the boardwalk goes flat — which is to say, it doesn't, but the angle of attack is impressive.
This token does not include a skateboard. This token is the joke about the skateboard.
